” The organisers of the event have called it a ‘fun, family-friendly idea'”
Sorry for my typing, it’s a problem when you’re laughing so hard!!! Obviously my concept of getting children back to nature is flawed. What they need to get them back to nature is a GREAT BIG GUN. Preferably a GE minigun that can spew out 2-6,000 rounds per minute, let’s see how those sinister lurking rocks, trees and insects cope with that. Add Santa and what child could resist?